The t-shirt museum at the Automattic headquarters in San Francisco, California. You could be here too. All you have to do is apply.
Doubt I could code php and such good enough to get out of a wet paper bag – how about I just send you a great custom sailing T shirt – sure to make you the envy of any sailor in the company?
You don’t need much in the way of coding skills for a few of our positions. One of my goals this week is to refresh my PHP knowledge since I’ve forgotten quite a bit over the years.
Have you considered applying to be a Happiness Engineer?