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Humor

LOTR vs. The Matrix

Perhaps you have had a chance to watch The Return of the King: Special Extended Edition, or read The Lord of the Rings (the 50th Anniversary Edition). Perhaps you have also had a chance to watch The Ultimate Matrix Collection. Perhaps you have not had a chance to do any of the above. Either way, enjoy reading Agent Smith vs. The Fellowship of the Ring.

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Humor

Excuse for Speeding

I wonder if the CHP will accept this as an excuse for speeding?

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Humor

Sex Sells, But Not for Tom Wolfe

Tom Wolfe has won the coveted British prize for “bad sex in fiction.” The prize is awarded every year “to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel.” ‘Nuff said.

Credit for catching this jewel goes to News Is Crappy.

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General Humor

A Song For A Reason

“Last Thing”, by Diana Anaid, pretty much describes why I’m reducing my participation in the fore-mentioned support communities. Continue reading to view the lyrics.

Purchase “Last Thing”, by Diana Anaid (this link opens directly to the song in the iTunes Music Store)

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Humor

40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud

Today, I checked my email to find the best present ever. A list of “40 Things You’d Love To Say Out Loud” is what I’ve always wanted! “Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.”